Speech Database

Still struggling to write that speech?

Never given a speech in public before?

The wedding is less than a week away and now you’re starting to panic?

In our Best Man’s Speech Database you will find over 500 gags, ice-breakers, one liners, quotes and other great tools for writing the perfect Best Man’s speech.

We’ve also given you three example speeches to show how to weave the various elements together to make sure not only do you get it spot on with laughs in all the right places but you’ll also find a perfect balance between sincerity and sabotage with great ammunition to help you have a laugh at the groom’s expense (hey we’re not knocking the guy we’re merely sticking to tradition).

Using the database will not simply make your speech a total success but will have everyone congratulating you on a job well done.

Our database has everything you need to help you turn a stressful honour into a piece of (wedding) cake.

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Ice Breakers

"I do have to say how lucky you are Andrew. You will leave here having gained a wife that is warm, loving and caring. A wife who is funny, and who radiates beauty wherever she goes. And Helen how lucky you are as well, you leave today having gained a gorgeous dress and a lovely bouquet of flowers."

Now Steve specifically told me I’m not allowed to spout the usual best man gags all aimed at his expense, but you’ll be pleased to know I have decided to ignore him in much the same way Suzanne ignored all of us that have been telling her for ages "You know, you really could do so much better."

Classic Jokes

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late

A husband and wife were sat at home one night when she said “Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
He looked up and answered “I'm looking for a loophole”.

Weddings make me philosophical, I was thinking this morning; If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?

Quotes

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."
Barnett R. Brickner

"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."
Lyndon B. Johnson

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